Al: scottish terrier
Mel: duck/prairie dog
Lizz: algea, shrew, flying squirrel
Lizz's Political Party!
THE EXPLETIVE DELETED PARTY OF MANITOBA! Our only campaign idea thing is to offer people chocolate bars and or t-shirts. Everybody wants T-shirts, right?
Butler: Leland, Mr. Boddy: Darren, Miss Scarlet: Mel, Mr. Green: Al, Colonel Mustard: Darrell, Ms. Peacock: Lizz, Mrs. White: Andrea, Professor Plum: J, Newspaper Boy: Matty.
Pretty much, everyone's having an affair with either Mr. Boddy (Congrats Darren, if only you weren't dead), or Scarlet (It's "Escort Service," not a prostitution scam!). Who is the murderer? It'd tell you, but then i'd have to kill you...
okay, ally's plan for the bowling alley. (notice the extra e, not a pun.) I, Ellie, am the mob boss, Felupee is my mistress, andy is my cat (or a hairless mexican dog that goes by the name of doe-chi), Mel is my "bouncer" as ally so elequently put it, and Nicole and Darrell are my sniper persons. ie., they sit there cleaning the gun and giving people nasty looks. Lizz is the enemy, jehova's witness that we enjoy shooting. Also plays the enemy accountant, ie, don't shoot me again!
Oh, also james, whom lizz is having a passionate affair with. We're talking twelve kids here children!!!