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The people you all suspected, laid out before you in cold ink...

Suspect number one:    Jodie Amaya
 
Even though she is hidden safe behind her baby now, who is to say that she isn' t the master mind behind all of this odd and enticing evidence?   i remind you of the musical two years ago, and the happy hubert affair.  and  ayama dead?  Maybe it wasn't all as fake as you thought it was way back when... and how convienient was her pregnancy when you think about it?  It gave her permission to be emotional and speak to people secretly about things that nobody knows about. And when the rumor was started that she was leaving us for bruns, was it not true that Bruns started experiencing these odd occurances too?
And what about the kid?  Why would any sane person hire an expensive pianist to play instead of getting jason or giselle to do it??? which leads us to our next suspect...

Suspect number two:   The Kid
 
Just about the time when the kid started showing up now and then, frozen yogurt had been brought to our school, and weird goings on had begun to occur. Was this merely a coincidence? HA! 
What was with those tattered and dry hands of his?  Surely a pianist would take better care of his hands which are ultimately his life, would he not?  Unless he was the master mind and control freak of a little company called TCBY, and worked, day in and day out on creating the perfect formula for mind control...
And what about his very obvious sexual frustration? was he secretly lusting after mrs amaya?  was she secretly lusting after him?  Were amaya, hubert and the kid in on some secret orgy with alien life forms that wanted to control the world? or was the mind control meant for something else... say, luring a young maiden fair away from her devoted hubby and lover long enough for her to bear his child?  Or was the mind behind it all much bigger...

Suspect number three:  Hugh Fraiser
 
If you haven't heard the story yet, perhaps you are wondering how i could suspect a rolly polly baby like mr F, but i tell you, his innocence  is merely a cleverly achieved facade. Apparently, Mr fraiser used to work (or something, hint hint) with Mr Roffey (BLECH!!!!!), in a school outside of Manitoba.  One day, in Mr roffey's class, a young boy refused to work or do anything at all, and, getting rather annoyed, roffey told the young boy to go to the office.  Eventually the boy headed off to talk to mr fraiser, the vice at the time, and was never seen again.  Is there a stash of dead bodies hidden somewhere?  Did people like Jerry abu really graduate ( don't make me laugh), or are their bodies lying stiffly in the rat room, under the floor boards.  I ask, what ISN"T Mr Fraiser telling us...

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