Yvan Eht Nioj

Planting seeds of happiness in the manure of life!!!


Did you put your retainer back in?

Don't ask...
You love me, you really really love me...that is why you're here, isn't it??

This is designed by viewers like you, to poke fun at the many foibles of our high school lives. You've dreaded it since day one, and here it is. Mwa ha ha. Get ready for candid pictures, insane ramblings, and whatever else our overworked brains can come up with. You have entered the land of the Zymatics, and there is absolutely no going back.

And here, thanks to all of my tedious work, is the message board!! yay!!! Just click on the first button below.

Gold fish

Useful Information:

Always put your shoes on after your underpants.
There are two types of people in this world. That's all. Just two.
Necessity is the mother of invention. But the father is a condom made of cling film.
Shampoo doesn't taste as nice as it smells but sunscreen does.
Having a passing car run over your foot, even if it's slowly, will break all your toes.
While clapping may bring Tinker Bell back to life, it won't work with the bodies in my basement.
You can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them, and hope they panic and give in.
Steam rollers don't roll steam.
Men are idiots no matter what they think.
Beware of buisness enterprises that require you to stand by the side of a highway dressed in a chicken suit and wave wildly at passing cars.
Don't drink and drive... You might go over a speed hump and spill your beer.
He who lives in a glass house should build the bathroom in the basement.
Always make sure the bungee cord is shorter than the distance to the ground
My brother does not look good in a halter top.

Beliefs and Opinions

Chatroom access is NOT permitted. go figure, eh?
There's more to the middle of an egg McMuffin than an egg in the middle of a muffin!

And here children, take my web poll.  Only a couple questions and it isn't hard!  You shall decide the fate of the people!!!!! Clicky-poo on the first button.

Beg to ask the question, how am i supposed to fulfill my destiny when i can't even find my keys?!!?

Don't have a clue what's on the navigation bar?  THEN LOOK! just kidding!  Go to "What the @#*$!!!" for definitions of each page...

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